KISS Sales and News Center - Misheard Lyrics

Song	Misheard Lyrics	Correct Lyrics
Deuce	Honey, don't wash your man behind his ears!	Honey, don't push your man behind his years!
God Of Thunder	I'll slowly rob you of your persian soul	I'll slowly rob you of your virgin soul
Let's Put The X In Sex	You're beggin for an apple but you only get a peach.	You're beggin for an eyeful but you only get a peek.
Rock n' Roll All Nite	I wanna rock n roll all night and part of every day!	I wanna rock n roll all night and party every day!
Rock n' Roll All Nite	I wanna rock-n-roll all night And potty every day	I wanna rock n roll all night and party every day!
I	I am made of meat	I believe in me
I	I am A to Z	I believe in me
Cold Gin	My heat is broke and I'm so tattered I need a fuse to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out there.	My heater's broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah.
Sweet Pain	My love has been tied around me Winter's always beside me.	My leathers fit tight around me Whip is always beside me.
Detroit Rock City	Gettin laid! I just can't wait!!	Gettin late, I just can't wait!
All-American Man	You got your dickey like a porcupine	You've got your ticket and you're lookin fine
Beth	I've gone with someone else, and you're always on the phone	I'm always somewhere else, and you're always all alone
Black Diamond	The b**** has only begun	The picture's only begun
Black Diamond	Which has only begun	The picture's only begun
C'mon And Love Me	I can fill you baby with my hand	I can feel you baby with my hand
Calling Dr. Love	I've got to cure your frickin' love	I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
Calling Dr. Love	I've got to cure your stinking love	I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
Cold Gin	It's closing time again	It's cold gin time again
Cold Gin	It's toejam time again	It's cold gin time again
Cold Gin	My head is broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build my fire The corner store, I'd like to rob you The light bulb's gone, I'm done out.	My heater's broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
Cold Gin	My head is broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build my fire The corner store, allowed to rob you The lightbulb's gone, I'm done out.	My heater's broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
Cold Gin	My heaters broke and I so fired, I so full to build a fire. The corner store huh likes to rob ya, the ladders gone I'm down and out. Its cold Hen time again, you know youll always win.	My heaters broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire the girl next door, her light are out yeah The landlords gone, I'm down and out Its cold gin time again you know you'll always win
Cold Gin	My heel is broke and I'm so tired	My heater's broke and I'm so tired
Cold Gin	The comics store, h*ll, likes to rob ya	The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
Crazy Nights	But I don't hear the crap that they all say	But I don't hear the rap that they all say
Detroit Rock City	There's a drunk on-hand, likes starin' at my eyes	There's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes
Deuce	Baby, do the things that search for deuce.	Baby, do the things he says to do.
Deuce	Get up and get your primer outta here.	Get up and get your problem out of here.
Deuce	Get up! And Get your grandma outta here. It paid off! Old Jim is workin' hard this year. Payback! Do the things he says to do.	Get up! And get your grime all out of here. Pick-up! Old Jim is workin' hard this year. And baby! Do the things he says to do.
Deuce	Get up and get your problems outta here feet up cuz things are getting hot this year And baby do the things that you should do	Get up! And get your grime all out of here. Pick-up! Old Jim is workin' hard this year. And baby! Do the things he says to do.
Deuce	Here's what I'll do	He's worth a deuce
Deuce	You know your man is working hard He's worth a douche	You know your man is working hard He's worth a deuce
Firehouse	She'll adore you and she'll blow you.	She'll adore you and she'll floor you.
Flaming Youth	A f** is flying higher and higher and higher.	Our flag is flying higher and higher and higher.
God Of Thunder	I was born on a limp horse To my father I said.	I was born on Olympus To my father a son.
God Of Thunder	I was born on a limp horse To my father enslaved.	I was born on Olympus To my father a son.
God Of Thunder	I was lord of the Penroast and to my father of soul I was raised by the diva Trained to raise up the war	I was born on Olympus to my father a son I was raised by the demons Trained to reign as the one
Got To Choose	But your camping hairs will still be mine.	But you can't be his and still be mine.
Great Expectations	Use God's great expectations	You've got great expectations
Great Expectations	In the bed it seems your a million miles away	In the day it seems I'm a million miles away
Hard Luck Woman	Red, Santa's only daughter A child on the water Too proud to be eighteen.	Rags, the sailor's only daughter A child of the water Too proud to be a queen.
Heaven's On Fire	Angels die, Heaven's on fire.	Angels fly, Heaven's on fire.
Heaven's On Fire	Paint the sky with desire Angels fry heavens on fire	Paint the sky with desire, angels fly heavens on fire
Hooligan	And I mean I eat chicken salad and roast beef!	And I mean every chick in town loves me!
I Love It Loud	No more treated like idiots.	No more treated like aliens.
Rock n' Roll All Nite	And you people shouted, you people shouted.	You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'.
I Want You	You can lie every night, but you know you're gonna pay	You can lie and deny, but you know you're gonna pay
I Want You	You can live in a dream 'apple tonsil pie'	You can live in a dream 'And your life will pass you by'
I	I just need a bit of my own And we both can share of the load	I just need a will of my own And the b-lls to stand alone
Ladies Room	You're so much drool in the - Ourgh! You gonna show me what's up - come on baby!	You're such a jewel in the rough You wanna show me your stuff - come on Baby!
Let's Put The X In Sex	Your beggin' for an apple but you only get a pea	You're begging for an eyeful, but you only get a peek
Let's Put The X In Sex	You're begging for an apple, but you only get a peach	You're begging for an eyeful, but you only get a peek
Master & Slave	I just want a place to rest, count to four then touch my breast	I just want a place to rest, count to four then catch my breath
Mr. Blackwell	You're calling me an in-between, You're rotten to the core	You're cold and mean, and in between, You're rotten to the core
Mr. Speed	So stop those tears 'cause baby you can live in disease	So stop those tears cause baby you can't even deceive
Mr. Speed	So stop those tears cause baby you can live in DC	So stop those tears cause baby you can't even deceive
Watchin' You	That I was set on watching her to go.	That I was sad and wanted her to go.
Rock n' Roll All Night	I want to rock and roll all night, and hardly ever repay	I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day
Rock Bottom	Hot Dog! Got me down.	Hard times got me down.
Rock Bottom	I hate raisin cake.	I can't make a day.
She's So European	She still speaks with an accent from the week she said she'll pay	She still speaks with an accent from her week in San Tropez
Shock Me	Your lightning's all I need.	Your life is all I need.
Spit	I need: big ships, sweet lips.	I need: big hips, sweet lips.
Sweet Pain	My rubber's been tied around me	My leathers fit tight around me
Sweet Pain	Pain hands God its reason	Pain has got its reason
Take Me	Put you hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket. Feels so good to see you receive	Put you hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket. Feels so good to see you Lucille
Within	I want a truth not a lie, I want a lay for the night	I want a truth, not a lie, I wanna live 'fore I die
X-Ray Eyes	Tom Jones, you say.	Sometimes you say